Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also no stranger to having trouble finding things that fit. These purple Colossal Squid Confessions BFG frames with green lenses were made for melons like YOURS.
Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 25 reviews)
Eva★★★★★
Honestly, I bought this as a joke for my brother, but the material is so comfortable I’ve been wearing it myself. The accidental ink story on the back cracks me up every time.
Daniel U.★★★★★
The fabric is surprisingly soft for a square BFG, and the “inky pants” detail had me laughing out loud. Kept me entertained through my whole lunch break, and the quality feels solid.
David P.★★★★★
I’m still giggling about the “accidentally inked our pants” line—the way it’s written makes the punchline hit just right. The square shape fits perfectly on my coffee table too.
Amelia E.★★★★★
Picked this up for a laugh, and the ink-pants story alone was worth it—I actually read it aloud to my kids on car ride. The paper feels nice and thick, no cheap flimsy pages.
Emily V.★★★★★
I was a bit nervous ordering a book with such a weird title, but the glossy pages and vivid illustrations made the ink-splotch scene actually funny instead of just awkward. My kid and I have already read it three times, laughing at the squids' mishap each time.
Victoria H.★★★★★
The ink design is actually surprisingly vivid on this square model—I caught a group of fish staring at me during my meeting and realized my pants were glowing. Took me back to that awful presentation, but at least this time I could laugh about it.
Mia O.★★★★★
The soft fabric surprised me—it’s like wearing a cloud that happens to have that hilarious ink-blotch story printed on it. My kid laughs every time they see the “whole school of fish” part, and the square shape means it doesn’t slide off the couch during movie nights.
Timothy★★★★★
This thing is huge—way bigger than I expected—and the fabric feels surprisingly soft against my skin. I’ve been using it as a blanket for movie nights, and the square shape actually works great for wrapping around my shoulders. It’s already become my go-to comfort item.
Alexander R.★★★★★
I was nervous about buying a square BFG, but the fabric "squid-proofed" itself in a way I didn’t expect—after a clumsy spill, the ink beaded right off and left zero stain. The whole confessional tone is hilarious too; my kitchen crew fought over who had the most embarrassing school day story.
William I.★★★★★
The ink quality is surprisingly good on this fabric—my kid spilled a whole cup of juice on it and it wiped right off without staining. Perfect for anyone who needs a good laugh and a very durable, wipeable surface.